He's trying to see if he can outbore the wall.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news...nion_rss_daily
Tim Duncan Staring At Wall Right Now
SAN ANTONIO—Two-time NBA MVP Tim Duncan has been sitting in his living room next to his packed gym bag and clad in his Spurs warm-up jersey for the past three months, concerned teammates reported Monday. "I called him several times and he didn't pick up," said guard Tony Parker. "And when I got worried enough to go look through his window, I saw him just sitting there. I'm pretty sure he's conscious and not in any pain, but it doesn't look like he's moved since late June." The Spurs front office confirmed that Duncan requested a call at midnight on Oct. 1 to ensure he did not miss the first day of training camp.
He's trying to see if he can outbore the wall.
That's awesome.
But seriously I hope he's living it up with Sidney and Amy and wasn't their another little Runtchkin more recently? Or is that one still in the oven?
There was a new baby due.
The rumor was they were due in July/August.
There's been no official word, not that we'd expect one.
And no "unofficial" news yet...
He doesn't sleep, he waits... es.
My wife saw him at Subway off of Boerne Stage Tuesday or Monday.
The Onion rules.
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