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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    Which one is really Marcus Bryant?
    Marcus first started hating me when I scoffed Scott for having that picture of Bill Gates in his signature. I thought Marcus was Scott's brother at that time. But it seems he's not.

    Now Marcus Bryant goes out of his way in every thread to show people his dominant Aggie Avatar.

    My question, based on these facts, is

    Who is really Marcus Bryant?

    This is his first official picture, posted in the legendary "Marcus Bryant: The early years" thread:


    Then there was this one, posted in the infamous "Who is this Marcus Bryant guy anyway?" thread:


    This next picture is a computers conception, redigitally mastered and filtered through silicon technology graphics interfacing scanners, based on algorithms that use variables such as post technique, post count, and post viability:



    Who is Marcus Bryant?

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    I say #1

    I have to go on complete chodeness
    although #2 is the definition of a chode
    anyone in a picture like that, wearing a suit, would look like a chode
    #3 looks too familar and I know ive never seen MB

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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    His name is Matt.

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    Marcus Bryant makes Mike Bibby look like Malcolm X

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    Lottery Pick SmotPoker's Avatar
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    yeah..the third pic is freakin bob stoops, head coach of OU.

    And who gives a ?

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    yeah..the third pic is freakin bob stoops, head coach of OU.
    huh?

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    lol
    its like
    O who?

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    Keith Jackson mookie2001's Avatar
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    alright i looked up "football mastermind" on google and found this


    Bob Stoops I presume

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    His name is Matt.
    So Marcus Bryant is not even his real name?

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    So Marcus Bryant is not even his real name?
    Nope. I have forgotten what his last name was, but I remember his first name is Matt.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    So then who the heck is the real marcus bryant? Ami missing something?

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    So then who the heck is the real marcus bryant? Ami missing something?

    I don't know where he came up with the Marcus Bryant alias.

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    See Also, Mark Bryant.

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    I don't know where he came up with the Marcus Bryant alias.

    It was from when Mark Bryant played on the Spurs. His avatar was Mark Bryant all pimped out. IIRC, Kori didn't want people to use the players actual name. But I'm not 100% sure on that.

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    The Marcus alias came about because he likes to pretend to be black, and *cough* another board wouldn't let you use an actual player name and he wanted Mark Bryant, so that was as close as he could get without the *banstick* coming out.

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    Veteran exstatic's Avatar
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    It was from when Mark Bryant played on the Spurs. His avatar was Mark Bryant all pimped out. IIRC, Kori didn't want people to use the players actual name. But I'm not 100% sure on that.
    It wasn't Kori. Modesto liked to pretend that actual players and Spurs personnel used to read his board, and that they would be pissed if their names were taken.

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    So the timvp-labelled "godfather" of spurstalk was a to someone by the name of Modesto?

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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    WHICH ONE IS REALLY MARCUS BRYANT???

    s y, dont hold out on us, we know you know, and you know that we know that you know

    consequently, i know that you know that i know that you know

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    I met the dude at the airport once and I coudln't tell you who he was. I don't remember other than he was short and white.

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    Gawd I hate all this petty "my college team" commentary. .... bunch of vicarious losers.

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    It wasn't Kori. Modesto liked to pretend that actual players and Spurs personnel used to read his board, and that they would be pissed if their names were taken.

    Yeah, I knew someone didn't allow the real names.

    CBF, I don't know. I've never met Matt. If you look at some really old gtg pictures, he's in some of them.

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    I met the dude at the airport once and I coudln't tell you who he was. I don't remember other than he was short and white.
    He's taller than you.

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    He's taller than you.

    This is what we call being OWNED!

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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    He's taller than me? WTF? Then Marcus Bryant is not the one I remember, because the dude I remember is not taller than me. He's not Sequ short, but he's short.

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