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I'll usually just have the DJ turn off the music and I'll grab a guitar and do work.
Ur in charge of the playlist at the beach or party lake barge, what are ur go to songs for the ladies?
I'll usually just have the DJ turn off the music and I'll grab a guitar and do work.
Like... you stick it up your pooper? Which end first?
Gross. Of course not. I play the guitar and sing some songs. Usually stuff by Alice Cooper or Glen Campbell.
And I shouldn't even be talking to you after the beat down you were served yesterday. I heard you're gy. Let me know if you want to find that dude. We'll double team him.
Oh that's cool. I would have gone with Clapton. But then again... I'm classy.
He might have called me gy but he did so with a capital F. That shows that he still respects me.
You can always tell the rookies. Sheesh. You think that...Clapton???? Listen guy, you shoot sick pedos in the head. Trust me...you play
Schools Out followed by Wichita Lineman.
Wichita Lineman? What is this a Texas thing? Are all of you just stupid over there? Here I was a 19 year old kid at parties. Everyone was playing Clapton. What do you think...
Random Guy... Hey, Hustle tell me you are going to play Clapton, right
Me... Of course I am going to play Clapton. What are you thinking
RG... Just checking. Didn't want to think you were some kind of
Me... *Punches guy in nose* You're bleeding,
So what... that's what you do with non Clapton fans... yep... you make them bleed out the nose.
Just how re ed are you? Wichita is in Kansas. Talk to me about Joseph Herron and his records in the 100 and 200m. Trust me I know this stuff.
Trying to play Clapton at a beach party?
IHustle: Hey anyone want to hear some Eric Clapton
Girl: I'm only 12
Me: You shoot sick pedos in the head GRRRRRR
IHustle: When the day is done..
Girl: rolls eyes
Me: To all the girls I've loved before
Girl: can we go somewhere
Me: Grrrrrrr. Yes.
Girl: Let's sprint
Me: zoooom
Are you really this stupid? Do you really think that they let 12 year old girls at the yep... beach?
I was 19. I didn't know anything about the world. I had a couple hundred bucks in my pocket from my job at the shoe store. Of course the girls were all over me. I'm 6'1" and 380 pounds. What girl could say no to that?
Hustle... I'm here girls. Let me see your ID's
RG... ID's? What are you? Some kind of gy?
Hustle... What is this? Olongapo? You have to check their driver's license you sick pos
SFS... *humps Hustle's leg*
Hustle... Get off me you moron!
Avante laying on a blanket surrounded by muscles and all the girls.
Avante...I appreciate all this attention ladies, but what's wrong with I, Hustle and SpursforSix?
tall blond....they are stupid..
big ties...they are too busy trying to be you.
Foxy....6-2 275 pounds of twisted railroad steel vs a and and and a midget, ha~
Avante....ha~
Last edited by Avante; 08-09-2016 at 12:01 PM.
at the kiddie pool
So there ya are in a little west Texas bar sitting at a table in back with a long tall blonde in a cowboy hat ya just met, she looks you in the eyes and says..."put something on the jukebox". You smile, get up and....
She smiles reachs over and takes your hands and says...."that was sweet". Ya wanna leave?
Avante.....how about a dance before we go?
long tall blonde....sure!
Pushing A-8 on the jukebox.
Last edited by Avante; 08-09-2016 at 12:42 PM.
play hopscotch?
Listen guy...I'm 5'2, 350 pounds of twisted stool. Can do the Hokey Pokey, Fox Trot, and Cleveland Steamer. Have a room full of books and underoos.
You really think my buddies....hey, there aren't any 12 year olds at the bar, let's try the beach. Quit playing this game and stick to what ya' know. Trust me.
Stay with the Poopy McPoopenstein and Hey who farted threads.
at the beach...I walk by...check out the girls...fart at the lifeguard...I find the bonfire...pull my guitar out of my fanny pack
Girl: can you really play that thing?
Me: I smile and wink. Let me show you.
Stummmm...strummm...strummm
IHustle: who is that dude with all the girls around him
Me: Me...I'm going to shoot these kids in the head...grrrrrr
IHustle: do you know any Eric Clapton
Me: yes, I played with him at Live Aid and trust me he sucks
STRUMMMM STRUMMM STRUMMM
Me:Grrrrrrrr...that sound good?
Girls: Yes
Me: Grrrrrr...talk to me about dem blues
IHustle: crickets
Girls: see ya IHustle
Me: BLAM
Yall can sit around and listen to me . But if you need more than the waves crashing against the sand then put on Hall & Oats Greatest hits and let ride.
SpursforSix and I, Hustle are hanging out....
SFS....so what do ya want to do?
I, Hustle...we are boring, huh?
SFS...I got it, let's do Avante impersonations.
I, Hustle...BINGO~~~~ that Avante, does he have it figured out or what?
SFS....and it's all wrapped up in 6-2 275 of twisted railroad steel.....wow~
I, Hustle....you got it amigo.
SFS....rookies, sheesh~~~~~~~
I, Hustle....good one slick.
SFS....I know it all little guy.
I, Hustle,.....midgets, sheesh~~~~~~~~
SFS.....it's all about the mood.
All my life I have been the one. No matter how big the crowd I will always be the one who stands out. I have gotten use to it and it is pretty cool.
Idiot.
Plenty of women go for that.
So we get to her place, after mixing a couple drinks she walks over to her stereo, pushs some buttons and....
......once the song got thumping she stands up, takes your had and says..."still wanna dance"...?
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