From another board:
Real Men of Genius
Today we salute you: Mr. Naked Tasered Oregon State Football Player.
Mr. Naked Tasered Oregon State Football Player!
You know that to really invade someone’s home properly, you must go au naturale.
Can I borrow your bathrobe?
Its one thing to be arrested. But charging the cops from a three-point stance while being tased, is quite another.
Careful where you shoot that!
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh nudist of the gridiron. Because thanks to you, we’ll never think about running a naked bootleg the same way again.
Mr. Naked Tasered Oregon State Football Player!
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