All I "know" is that I can't think of any other profession in which you get to sit on your ass for four weeks when you sprain your ankle.
Just sayin'.
Shaq
BJ
Everyone knows MMA and rugby have had a long heated rivalry since the earl 1900's.
All I "know" is that I can't think of any other profession in which you get to sit on your ass for four weeks when you sprain your ankle.
Just sayin'.
Most professions have you sitting on your ass regardless.
Again, this is THE CLUB where you can post anything...
The only thing I spammed in Other Sports was Nascar, because a Nascar fan was dogging MMA...
Last edited by LEONARD; 11-20-2008 at 05:40 PM.
I could pull a couple threads right now that you guys spammed. And I wasn't talking about the Club. Did you notice I said other sports?
Leonard,
I LOVE MMA, and I think you know that. However, you need to recognize that SIZE MATTERS!
Miguel Torres isn't 120 lbs like I suggested.
I still think I could kick his ass though. I would just need to get my hands on him.
Do I win if I pick him up and throw him out of the cage?
I seriously doubt that more than 3 or 4 people have had a knockdown, dragout, ripped up hands, my-hair -hurts-the-next-day, "damn I gotta tell people I fought again", "fk I'm glad I didn't kill the guy", find bruises 3 weeks later fight with a guy bigger than them.
I'd bet the fkn farm that some guys are speaking from the "I got my ass kicked ONLY because he was bigger" perspective.
If you know how to fight, you can use weight, speed (or lack thereof) against a bigger man.
Now, are we speaking realistically? Sure, a man like Snaq A'Peal is larger than anyone that anyone HERE has ever faced. Something tells me that it could be a very quick fight if the big man got his hand on dude's throat and just tried to pummel him. Sure. That's an if. But could YOU kick the out of that little man because (some of) you are bigger than him?!?!?! NO.
THAT should be the question.
I have to admit, I laughed at Leonard's post of Fake-dor being the baddest dude on the planet HOWEVER, when I 1st read TLongs post about giving a small guy a shot, M.A.T. was the 1st dude to pop into my mind & did so in a millisecond. Miguel is a bad, Bad, BAD dude. No matter his size. I concur w/L on the fact M.A.T. will take the TLong fight , however, Leonard, you & I both know it'll take at least 33 seconds.
How would Shaq do after taking a couple legkicks?
How would he defend ANY submission on the ground?
How would he land strikes on the feet?
He would get worked...
I could find a 120 lb'r then...
You're insane...
Get your hands on him? I'm in disbelief that an MMA fan thinks that way...
What exactly would you do to him?
Oh ...
Fake-dor...good one!
At least you realize how bad Torres would rape Tlong...maybe you do have some common sense afterall...
Penn would start with slap
And then the rest
I still don't get how a fat magician is gonna beat up Shaq.
He'd make Shaq cry and lick his blood too...
BJ would just have to run around Snack for a round to get him tired. Snack is always out of shape since he is a huge fat ass.
that's re ed
hope he got aids
Shaq's arms are bigger than BJ's legs. Those leg kicks would have no effect on him. Shaq could backhand him and send him flying across the ring!
No in a cage match you have to be the first one out. What about a in the cell match?
Sounds good. I'm down with that.
Yeah but could any of these fighters beat a mongoose? Don't think so, those ers can kick a cobra's ass.
Are you sure you've watched a lot of MMA? I'm really starting to question that...
Shaq's arms are not bigger than BJ's legs, and it wouldn't matter if they were.
Big legs does not = the ability to absorb a legkick
Backhand...really? I think you're doing a bit now...
I don't think its really possible for a 5ft 8 guy to beat a 7ft 1 guy in a fight..I mean come on he'd come to about somewhere between Shaq's stomach and chest. He'd have to jump to land a punch. Now I completely understand that a 6ft 2 225 pound light heavyweight could probably destroy Shaq, but a little 5ft 8 guy is kind of stretching it. He'd look like a 10 year old boy standing next to Shaq.
I suppose he could tell him how his ass taste.
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