spurscenter
07-13-2007, 04:37 AM
I loved this dude , then his wife took over.
I wanted him with spurs but then i saw his wife website.
She made Doug look gay.
http://www.jackiechristie.com/
the site is sooooo funny.
i love these lines
They have merged their love for each other and for fashion to form “Jackie Christie.com”
and
her bio is in front of his.
WHO the MO FO is JACKIE CHRISTIE. god dammit.
Ruin a perfectly fine black man.
http://www.jackiechristie.com/journal5.html
CHECK OUT THE TRAILER TO THEIR MOVIE
OH MY FUCKING GOD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJMOX4nIzJY
http://infiniteloveproductions.com/store/dvd-bkg-design.jpg
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By Rich Fruin
Tenacious defender, aggressive and a bit of a mean streak.
Those words apply to a lot of NBA players, but they apply to only one player's wife: Jackie Christie. Her husband Doug is a man without a team, which means Jackie is a woman without a groupie to stare down.
If there's a place in the league for Bo Outlaw, there has to be a spot on an NBA roster for Doug Christie. But after visiting this site, it's easy to see why Doug's unemployed. It must be hard to make the 15-man roster when your days are spent carrying shopping bags and holding your wife's Diet Coke for her so she doesn't ruin her manicure.
Doug and Jackie Christie
Jesse Grant/WireImage
Doug Christie has gone from defensive star to reality star.
Jackie's home page
What's worse: that the music playing sounds like it was pulled directly from a moisturizing cream commercial or the picture of Jackie with Doug on a leash? Neither will help his current employment status.
About Us
Guess whose bio appears on top. Clue: It's not the person in the relationship who's on the business end of the leash.
Charities
For someone whose full-time job is making sure no female comes within 10 feet of her man, Jackie is linked to quite a few charities -- a dozen to be exact. But the Beverly Hills Fire Department? Not to trivialize the work of any firefighter, but the taxpayers of Beverly Hills should be able to foot the bill for their own fire department.
Advice
You didn't ask for it, but you're going to get it. Jackie offers free advice on beauty, romantic dates, style and keeping sideline reporters away from your husband. If you're looking for advice on choking in the Western Conference Finals, you won't find it: Doug is clearly not allowed to express his opinion.
Shopping
Handbags, jeans, hats, the site has everything. The executive team at Macy's probably doesn't have the Christies too high on the threat list, but if you're in the market for a pair of $132 jeans with a swirl on the pocket, this is your site. And before you say that's too much, they are marked down from $264. And no trip to the site is complete without the purchase of a Jackie Christie calendar.
Final Rating
Just when this site was about to earn a zero rating, the only thing that can save the site was discovered: Free Xboxes. That's right, the Christies have a weekly contest on the site where they give away all sorts of electronic gadgets like Xboxes and iPods. It's probably all the Doug's stuff that Jackie threw out the window because he smiled at a waitress. :pctoss
I wanted him with spurs but then i saw his wife website.
She made Doug look gay.
http://www.jackiechristie.com/
the site is sooooo funny.
i love these lines
They have merged their love for each other and for fashion to form “Jackie Christie.com”
and
her bio is in front of his.
WHO the MO FO is JACKIE CHRISTIE. god dammit.
Ruin a perfectly fine black man.
http://www.jackiechristie.com/journal5.html
CHECK OUT THE TRAILER TO THEIR MOVIE
OH MY FUCKING GOD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJMOX4nIzJY
http://infiniteloveproductions.com/store/dvd-bkg-design.jpg
---------------
By Rich Fruin
Tenacious defender, aggressive and a bit of a mean streak.
Those words apply to a lot of NBA players, but they apply to only one player's wife: Jackie Christie. Her husband Doug is a man without a team, which means Jackie is a woman without a groupie to stare down.
If there's a place in the league for Bo Outlaw, there has to be a spot on an NBA roster for Doug Christie. But after visiting this site, it's easy to see why Doug's unemployed. It must be hard to make the 15-man roster when your days are spent carrying shopping bags and holding your wife's Diet Coke for her so she doesn't ruin her manicure.
Doug and Jackie Christie
Jesse Grant/WireImage
Doug Christie has gone from defensive star to reality star.
Jackie's home page
What's worse: that the music playing sounds like it was pulled directly from a moisturizing cream commercial or the picture of Jackie with Doug on a leash? Neither will help his current employment status.
About Us
Guess whose bio appears on top. Clue: It's not the person in the relationship who's on the business end of the leash.
Charities
For someone whose full-time job is making sure no female comes within 10 feet of her man, Jackie is linked to quite a few charities -- a dozen to be exact. But the Beverly Hills Fire Department? Not to trivialize the work of any firefighter, but the taxpayers of Beverly Hills should be able to foot the bill for their own fire department.
Advice
You didn't ask for it, but you're going to get it. Jackie offers free advice on beauty, romantic dates, style and keeping sideline reporters away from your husband. If you're looking for advice on choking in the Western Conference Finals, you won't find it: Doug is clearly not allowed to express his opinion.
Shopping
Handbags, jeans, hats, the site has everything. The executive team at Macy's probably doesn't have the Christies too high on the threat list, but if you're in the market for a pair of $132 jeans with a swirl on the pocket, this is your site. And before you say that's too much, they are marked down from $264. And no trip to the site is complete without the purchase of a Jackie Christie calendar.
Final Rating
Just when this site was about to earn a zero rating, the only thing that can save the site was discovered: Free Xboxes. That's right, the Christies have a weekly contest on the site where they give away all sorts of electronic gadgets like Xboxes and iPods. It's probably all the Doug's stuff that Jackie threw out the window because he smiled at a waitress. :pctoss