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gay abc
10-04-2005, 01:17 PM
when are you gonna expire? (http://www.deathclock.com/)

1/11/2028 :wow

ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 01:19 PM
Monday, May 1, 2073

live long and prosper


(i'd be 93)

1Parker1
10-04-2005, 01:28 PM
July 28, 2047 :wow

Damn, I better start livin it up.....

ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 01:30 PM
holy crap 1P1 !! and your younger then me!!

SpursWoman
10-04-2005, 01:30 PM
Saturday, May 23, 2043



Even then I'll have lived longer than either of my parents. :depressed

MiNuS
10-04-2005, 01:30 PM
Damn!

10/05/2005

ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 01:33 PM
Damn!

10/05/2005


so whatcha gonna be doing tonight?? i say it;s prime time for a GTG!

2Blonde
10-04-2005, 01:35 PM
With a normal outlook...May 2041
With an optimistic outlook...Aug 2065

Hmmmm...Nice day, Huh? :spin

BigDaddyMatty
10-04-2005, 01:35 PM
Monday, September 9, 2069

86 years old...sounds good to me.

MiNuS
10-04-2005, 01:37 PM
so whatcha gonna be doing tonight?? i say it;s prime time for a GTG!alcohol's on me!!!!!
gonna max out the credit cards!
I'm gonna live like there's no tomorrow!

1Parker1
10-04-2005, 01:39 PM
holy crap 1P1 !! and your younger then me!!


:lol I think it's because I put that I had a pessimistic outlook on life.

ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 01:39 PM
alcohol's on me!!!!!
gonna max out the credit cards!
I'm gonna live like there's no tomorrow!


whoo hoo! spread the word people!! Party at minus's tonight! :drunk :drunk :fro :smokin :smokin

ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 01:41 PM
realese you anger young grasshopper! become one with the world around you....

1Parker1
10-04-2005, 01:42 PM
So...what would you guys seriously do if you only had one day left to live?

I'd probably eat my favorite foods every half an hour, go the beach or some really exotic location that I've always wanted to go to, have lots of sex, and call up every single person I hate in the world what I really think of them and call up every single person I love in the world and tell them.

Not to metnion fly to SA and go to Tony Parker's house and kiss him like crazy. Then I'll die a happy woman :)

1Parker1
10-04-2005, 01:42 PM
realese you anger young grasshopper! become one with the world around you....


:lol

MiNuS
10-04-2005, 01:43 PM
whoo hoo! spread the word people!! Party at minus's tonight! :drunk :drunk :fro :smokin :smokin
Here died minus:
a bottle of Jack in one hand and a right hand index finger on the keyboard.

mookie2001
10-04-2005, 01:43 PM
Oct 8 2005














if Texas loses

1Parker1
10-04-2005, 01:44 PM
Here died minus:
a bottle of Jack in one hand and a right hand index finger on the keyboard.


:lol That's just sad...

bigzak25
10-04-2005, 01:52 PM
Sunday, July 7th, 2047.

I was born in 74. so 47 seems appropriate.

77 is a lucky number in my book.

and my Grandfather died on a Sunday, and he was born on July 7th so this seems appropriate. I like Sundays, they are my day of rest...

but it means i only have 36 more years here on earth according to this silly clock...

Truth Is? I could die TODAY. Right now...here at my computer. I have alot of work to do, but I am READY! Only my body will be returned to this earth.

Like good'ol morgan freeman said, Get Busy Livin, or Get Busy Dyin.

I choose Life, Eternal. :tu :)

SWC Bonfire
10-04-2005, 01:55 PM
:lol June 7th, 2023.

Better get to drinkin' :drunk

Ishta
10-04-2005, 01:55 PM
8/10/66
Wow...I'll be pretty old 93 to be exact...not bad

ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 01:57 PM
So...what would you guys seriously do if you only had one day left to live?



truthfully??
I'd probebly have lots and lots of sex, then drop some acid. :oops
I can;t help it..... I stopped doing drugs beofre I was old enough to drive...but the memories of acid are just so strong and happy.

oh. and then I'd call my mother in law and tell her what a fucked up crazy piece of shit she is and how noone likes her and she needs to go to hte funny farm.

SWC Bonfire
10-04-2005, 01:58 PM
Oct 8 2005














if Texas loses

Somebody put him on suicide watch if the t-sippers are down at halftime.

1Parker1
10-04-2005, 02:07 PM
truthfully??
I'd probebly have lots and lots of sex, then drop some acid. :oops
I can;t help it..... I stopped doing drugs beofre I was old enough to drive...but the memories of acid are just so strong and happy.

oh. and then I'd call my mother in law and tell her what a fucked up crazy piece of shit she is and how noone likes her and she needs to go to hte funny farm.


:lol :tu Whatever helps you get through your last day, Obiwan...

bigzak25
10-04-2005, 02:08 PM
truthfully??
I'd probebly have lots and lots of sex, then drop some acid. :oops
I can;t help it..... I stopped doing drugs beofre I was old enough to drive...but the memories of acid are just so strong and happy.

oh. and then I'd call my mother in law and tell her what a fucked up crazy piece of shit she is and how noone likes her and she needs to go to hte funny farm.


lots and lots of sex? drop some acid? and you think your mother in law needs a trip to the funny farm? maybe you can drive her and get a group rate. I love you mama, but dayum, your post was funny. :lmao

midgetonadonkey
10-04-2005, 02:11 PM
July 24, 2010...I don't have much time left. Maybe I shouldn't be wasting it here at work.

LuvBones
10-04-2005, 02:12 PM
Looks like I'm going to live the longest..

Thursday, April 3, 2081 !!

(*I'd be 96 yrs old)

MiNuS
10-04-2005, 02:13 PM
July 24, 2010...I don't have much time left. Maybe I shouldn't be wasting it here at work.
hey is that you Mike? I have a friend living in SA,mechanical engineer,that looks just like you.

midgetonadonkey
10-04-2005, 02:18 PM
hey is that you Mike? I have a friend living in SA,mechanical engineer,that looks just like you.

Nope. I'm not Mike. Steven here.

SWC Bonfire
10-04-2005, 02:20 PM
That is a generic mechanical engineer face. Really, we are all actually machines ourselves.

lilmads
10-04-2005, 02:23 PM
Sunday, February 7, 2066
I'd be 80
Not bad...:)

Guru of Nothing
10-04-2005, 02:23 PM
Friday, June 27, 2064

98 years old, almost 99.

MiNuS
10-04-2005, 02:24 PM
actually since we're in the Matrix what appears to be real is not real and I am not dying tomorrow so the partys cancelled.

I choose the blue pill.


I am the ONE.

MaNuMaNiAc
10-04-2005, 02:29 PM
I don't know about you people, but I plan to live forever

Marklar MM
10-04-2005, 02:31 PM
Sunday, September 11, 2061

MiNuS
10-04-2005, 02:38 PM
I don't know about you people, but I plan to live forever

what do you mean with you people?

What are you implying?

ShoogarBear
10-04-2005, 02:40 PM
Normal outlook: 1 July 2034 (73)
Optimistic outlook: 31 July 2057 (I'd be 96!!!)

ShoogarBear
10-04-2005, 02:40 PM
I can;t help it..... I stopped doing drugs beofre I was old enough to drive...but the memories of acid are just so strong and happy.

oh. and then I'd call my mother in law and tell her what a fucked up crazy piece of shit she is and how noone likes her and she needs to go to hte funny farm.

Looks like you were having some kind of flashback in the middle of typing that.

bigzak25
10-04-2005, 02:53 PM
used to be a mechanical engineer....many good smart people...but that job is not for me...and we are not machines...we are animals with souls...we are not like the terminator...unless we choose to be...

JoeChalupa
10-04-2005, 02:57 PM
I am not an animal!!!

bigzak25
10-04-2005, 02:59 PM
I don't know about you people, but I plan to live forever


you'll get your wish. but you will not like where you will spend eternity if you stay on your present path. don't fool yourself, you worship death in your sig, and you say Hell doesn't want you...you are WRONG! you say Heaven can't handle you...you are WRONG!

you have a bloody soldier as your avatar...there is something to that. Godbless you brother!

Duff McCartney
10-04-2005, 03:04 PM
Thursday, July 13, 2073

I'd be 89 years old. Not likely. I'll probably die young.

MiNuS
10-04-2005, 03:05 PM
you'll get your wish. but you will not like where you will spend eternity if you stay on your present path. don't fool yourself, you worship death in your sig, and you say Hell doesn't want you...you are WRONG! you say Heaven can't handle you...you are WRONG!

you have a bloody soldier as your avatar...there is something to that. Godbless you brother!
Brother BigZak you have come into the light ever since the Jesus or Buddha thread. It has transformed thyself.

JoeChalupa
10-04-2005, 03:05 PM
Thursday, July 13, 2073

I'd be 89 years old. Not likely. I'll probably die young.

You are safe. Only the good die young.

JoeChalupa
10-04-2005, 03:06 PM
Transformed, he has.
Sincerely,
Master Yoda

ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 04:09 PM
actually since we're in the Matrix what appears to be real is not real and I am not dying tomorrow so the partys cancelled.

I choose the blue pill.


I am the ONE.


damn you! :flipoff

i was halfway dressed and called babysitter already! :lol

angel_luv
10-04-2005, 04:13 PM
Wednesday, January 3, 2080
According to this I die at 97. Not too shabby!

But better than that, I calculated my BMI on the site and found out I am desirable. = )

angel_luv
10-04-2005, 04:15 PM
July 28, 2047 :wow

Damn, I better start livin it up.....

If it is any consolation you get to die on Gino's birthday. = )

ObiwanGinobili
10-04-2005, 04:17 PM
Wednesday, January 3, 2080
According to this I die at 97. Not too shabby!

But better than that, I calculated my BMI on the site and found out I am desirable. = )

Yeah!! you'll be living bit longer than me ! We can be the two old biddy's pulling pranks at the home! :tu
(i'll need a friend seeing as how Emo will die 19 yers before me)

angel_luv
10-04-2005, 04:19 PM
Yeah!! you'll be living bit longer than me ! We can be the two old biddy's pulling pranks at the home! :tu
(i'll need a friend seeing as how Emo will die 19 yers before me)


You've got a friend in me. = )

bigzak25
10-04-2005, 04:31 PM
Thursday, July 13, 2073

I'd be 89 years old. Not likely. I'll probably die young.


you think you will die young because you already are dead inside.

stop hating yourself and start Loving yourself!

look at your sig my brother...

why do you hate the greed of men? are you greedy? have you ever squeeze a man like he was an orange? why hate yourself for it? NOTHING is HOPELESS! One little Step is all it takes...one step in the right direction...one foot in front of the other, and little by little, day by day, (just worry about Today!) you will reach your destinations that you thought were so far off and unreachable...when you fall, you will get up again...if you are tired you will rest, and when you cannot go on, you will be carried.

you have John Lennon Tracks in your sig.

Jealous Guy. Hold On. and Mother.

what are you jealous of? who is jealous of you? Jealousy Destroys! it stems from insecurity.

Hold On. What are you holding on to? Make sure it has a solid foundation. If it is weak, Destroy it, and hold onto something Stronger.

Mother. Only you know those answers.

Godbless You Duff!

Love Yourself More man...one step at a time. :tu

bigzak25
10-04-2005, 04:32 PM
Wednesday, January 3, 2080
According to this I die at 97. Not too shabby!

But better than that, I calculated my BMI on the site and found out I am desirable. = )


of couse you are gonna live long, much work to do you have...

and like you needed a silly computer program to tell you how desirable you are...:lol

beware though, you are desirable to good and bad people alike. be smart. :tu

Pauly Shore
10-04-2005, 04:34 PM
Anyone up for juice wheezin?

SWC Bonfire
10-04-2005, 04:49 PM
Wednesday, January 3, 2080
According to this I die at 97. Not too shabby!

But better than that, I calculated my BMI on the site and found out I am desirable. = )

Are you saying that you're a nut?

http://sacs.cpes.peachnet.edu/pecan/images/Nut%20Pictures/Desirable_Voucher.JPG

John T
10-04-2005, 04:55 PM
Tuesday, June 12, 2046

That makes my life-span average. Being average sucks.


Carie

ShoogarBear
10-04-2005, 04:59 PM
I'll probably die young.

If you don't pay back Jim, he'll probably arrange it.

ZStomp
10-04-2005, 05:05 PM
Holy crap.

Monday, August 18, 2025

:depressed

Horry For 3!
10-04-2005, 05:12 PM
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, May 3, 2058


I will die at the age of 72. Not bad.

ALVAREZ6
10-04-2005, 05:12 PM
Thursday, September 8, 2078

I'd be 88, almost 89.


Sounds good to me.

Sonia_TX
10-04-2005, 05:14 PM
September 29, 2068!

63 years from now so I'll be 90!

ShoogarBear
10-04-2005, 05:16 PM
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, May 3, 2058


I will die at the age of 72. Not bad.

You're 19 now? Living to 72 would actually put you below average life expectancy.

sa_butta
10-04-2005, 05:23 PM
November 5, 2043
I will only be 66. Damn thats too young to die.

Taco
10-04-2005, 06:31 PM
Sunday, August 13, 2034

midgetonadonkey
10-04-2005, 06:32 PM
November 5, 2043
I will only be 66. Damn thats too young to die.

At least you make it past 31. Damn I only have 5 years left. :depressed

1Parker1
10-04-2005, 07:04 PM
If it is any consolation you get to die on Gino's birthday. = )


:lol How the hell is that any consolation to me?!

Shaolin-Style
10-04-2005, 07:20 PM
Tuesday, March 2, 2060

March is such a boring month, good time to go.

Kori Ellis
10-04-2005, 07:23 PM
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, October 25, 2058

I'd be 91.

gay abc
10-04-2005, 07:40 PM
i just tried it again..... you never know :lol

this time i should have died on tuesday january 11, 1994 - then a message popped up.... i'm sorry your time has expired.... HAVE A NICE DAY!!!


:lmao

ZStomp
10-04-2005, 07:53 PM
Fuck this...I'm gonna prove that shit wrong:

http://www.lost-contact.com/dan%20gun%20to%20head%20Jpeg%20processed%204%20web .jpg

KEDA
10-04-2005, 08:08 PM
October 24, 2066


I get to die on my birthday, some present that is!

Manu20
10-04-2005, 08:39 PM
Thursday, July 7, 2072

SpursWoman
10-04-2005, 08:41 PM
October 24, 2066


I get to die on my birthday, some present that is!



You share a birthday with my brother. :)

exstatic
10-04-2005, 08:47 PM
Try it a couple of times with the same criteria. You get different answers.

spurschick
10-04-2005, 08:50 PM
June 5, 2045 - see ya!

Silver21_Black20
10-04-2005, 09:18 PM
Saturday, February 18, 2079.....I'll be 98....yikes!!

Drachen
10-04-2005, 10:59 PM
5/18/2064 Woohoo Ill be 85!

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
10-04-2005, 11:03 PM
Thursday, April 29, 2055
73 years old, too old for me, I'd rather die younger.

Duncan21
10-05-2005, 05:20 AM
sunday 21 october 2063

ill be 73

Duncan21
10-05-2005, 05:24 AM
October 24, 2066


I get to die on my birthday, some present that is!

alot of people have that birthday, thats my brothers birthday, my favourite ever rubgy player Jeff Wilsons birthday and also that soccer player wayne rooney for man utd has that birthday