If they made a movie about the Spurs/Mavs series....

[50 cent]

The Ticket in Dallas today was talking about what actors would play who if Hollywood made a movie about this rivalry.

Donald Sutherland stars as Gregg Popovich
Jim Carey stars as Rick Carlisle
Sacha Baron Cohen as Manu Ginobli
Geico Caveman as Dirk

:lmao


Who else?

[SA210]

Water Cooler as himself

[timvp]

http://www.warnerbros.co.uk/television/freshprince/bios/carlton/carlton2.jpghttp://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/jason_terry-arton21209-240x240.jpg

[tp2021]

Water Cooler as himself

I don't think he will ever be the same. And if he did, Cuban would go all Christian Bale on him.

"YOU WANT ME TO TRASH YOUR FUCKING SPOUT?!"

[Cant_Be_Faded]

roflroflroflrofl
I'm getting totally addicted to the ticket. Those dudes are beyond awesome. Except that faux-sooner Corby.
Mike kept calling for the Spurs to sweep his lil mavericks, lolol.

[Udokafan05]

Samuel L. Jackson as Eric Dampier

[DPG21920]

http://www.clownmagicnyc.com/images/ninja_turtle.jpg as http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/columnists/jimbaumbach/blog/josh_howard-arton21008-240x240.jpg

[lefty]

The Ticket in Dallas today was talking about what actors would play who if Hollywood made a movie about this rivalry.

Donald Sutherland stars as Gregg Popovich
Jim Carey stars as Rick Carlisle
Sacha Baron Cohen as Manu Ginobli
Geico Caveman as Dirk

:lmao


Who else?


:rollin

[E20]

Andy Garcia as Ginobili.

Chuck Norris as Bonner.

Fabio as Fabbs.

[lefty]

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Tom-Jerry-tv-01.jpghttp://www.portlandtribune.com/reuters_graphics/2009-03-05T054812Z_01_BTRE5240G4I00_RTROPTP_2_SPORTS-US-NBA-SPURS.JPG

[DPG21920]

http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/fxsuits/goomba.jpgashttp://www.nba.com/media/act_erick_dampier.jpg

[lefty]

:rollin

[DPG21920]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Up1WhLD7NOM/R91mL2DiqnI/AAAAAAAAAiw/eC-vhOqHGS4/s400/gollum_rotk_3.jpgashttp://www.absolutecelebrities.com/i/mugshot//KiddJason.jpg

[BillMc]

If only Moe Howard from the Three Stooges was still alive. He'd be perfect for Mark Cuban. They have the same hair cut and the same friendly atitude.

I could see Moe's Cuban say "Oh, a wise guy, eh" to the Mavs players before poking them all in the eyes after a game.

Also, it seems to me that Fin is the Key role in the film as he played for both teams during the rivalry. But who? How about Chris Rock?

Lastly, where will they find an actress to play Tony's wife????

[DPG21920]

http://www.scificool.com/images/2009/03/riddick-sequels-2.jpgashttp://dimemag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/duncan-01.jpg

[DPG21920]

http://www.pjlighthouse.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/michael_jordan_top_10_best_dunk.jpgashttp://www.nba.com/media/tonyParker_300_070119.jpg

[DPG21920]

And last but not least..............

http://www.solarcontrol.co.uk/images/toolbox.jpgashttp://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/texas/images/s/texas-american-airlines-center.jpg

[Dr. Gonzo]

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/weeman.jpg as http://dimemag.com/wp-content/Images/players/Barea%20Jose%20Juan/_Jose%20Juan%20Barea.JPG

[hater]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3076/3351330117_f4793f063c_o.jpg as http://dimemag.com/wp-content/Images/players/Barea%20Jose%20Juan/_Jose%20Juan%20Barea.JPG

[hater]

Marc Cuban

http://www.foxnews.com/images/295998/1_61_munster_herman.jpg

[DPG21920]

http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/richard_simmons.jpgashttp://www.customersarealways.com/uploads/Mark%20Cuban.jpg

[hater]

JOsh HOward

http://sbs.is/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/aunjanue_ellis6.jpg

[DPG21920]

Did you guys see the MTV Cribs with Jason Terry's house?

His house is sweet:

http://www.skullsunlimited.com/graphics/st-110-lg.jpg

His pool with some of his friends:

http://turtle_tails.tripod.com/raisingbabyturtles/rbt12_41.JPG

His chef:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1177/1017927443_84bbef7595.jpg?v=0

[CubanSucks]

Barea
http://www.13moonsrattery.com/images/SatyrRED.jpg

Cuban
http://www.topnews.in/files/perez-hilton.jpg

[Flux451]

http://www.warnerbros.co.uk/television/freshprince/bios/carlton/carlton2.jpghttp://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/jason_terry-arton21209-240x240.jpg


http://cardboardmonocle.com/blog/fxsuits/goomba.jpgashttp://www.nba.com/media/act_erick_dampier.jpg


http://paxarcana.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/richard_simmons.jpgashttp://www.customersarealways.com/uploads/Mark%20Cuban.jpg

:rollin You guys almost made me dook in my pants. Almost woke my kids too. Funniest thread!!

[HORNSWOGGLE]

http://content8.flixster.com/question/36/97/52/3697526_std.jpg as http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2006/nowitzki_021706.jpg

[FTL]

What is with all the radio/TV/and news papers ripping off ST topics?

[Jose Ole]

Over the years, these look-alike threads have been THE best (the Spurs movie is a classic)... I love the Marc Cuban-Richard Simmons one!

[Jose Ole]

Bad casting 50 Cent... no way Dirk is the Geico caveman with this neanderthal wasting space on the Dallas bench:
http://z.hubpages.com/u/433095_f248.jpgas http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/players/04/18/stackhouse0424/t1_stackhouse.jpg

[SpursWoman]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_RwA-WGtEuyI/SR1qeM4Q8II/AAAAAAAAAks/UXzFWElRNRQ/s400/billy+ocean.jpghttp://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/michael_finley-arton20958-240x240.jpg

[Kermit]

http://www.johnny-five.com/simplenet/Shortcircuit/Pics/Pictures/Misc/Johnny5.jpghttp://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/features/nba_faces/duncan.jpg

[Dex]

http://trompeloeuf.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/chuck-norris-002.jpghttp://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2008/05/30/matt_bonner_spurs_missing_hero.png

[Man of Steel]

Spanky as Mark Cuban

[Dex]

http://www.vibe.com/images/celebs/icecube.jpghttp://frontburner.dmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/devean_george-300x272.jpg

[Dex]

http://www.fiendishbunnies.com/images/Most_Interesting_Man.jpghttp://mavsblog.dallasnews.com/popovich-thumb-200x160.jpg

[Laker Lanny]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/jug.jpg

[sribb43]

GEICO Caveman is Stack

[sribb43]

:
http://www.fiendishbunnies.com/images/Most_Interesting_Man.jpghttp://mavsblog.dallasnews.com/popovich-thumb-200x160.jpg

:lol

[Spursfan092120]

http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2006/nowitzki_300_060125.jpg http://angryseafood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/johnnykaratekid.jpg

What is the problem, Mr. Lawrence?

[Laker Lanny]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/opie.jpg

[DarrinS]

http://homepage.hispeed.ch/mosteve/Bilder/MINI%20ME%20(2).jpg


as


http://api.ning.com/files/Uj8HAWN2ACeyh3pWWC3WjfM7twln4WRXNe7UaV1GE1s_/barea_jj.jpg

[Spursfan092120]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0clI8WAbXs3ws/340x.jpg http://www.funnystuffblog.com/images/douchebag-vaseline.jpg

[France B-boy]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/nn.jpg

[DarrinS]

http://www.newanimal.org/tumnus_faun_satyr.jpg

as

http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2006/nowitzki_300_060125.jpg

[Dex]

http://www.acervoclube.com/images/mr_magoo_3.jpghttp://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nxB8QRyMwG4/R6XXfhhJzAI/AAAAAAAAATk/jO6WL9oxNG4/s320/JoeyCrawford.jpg

[Dex]

http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/the-invisible-man.jpghttp://cache.nba.com/media/act_devin_harris.jpg

[Laker Lanny]

:lmaohttp://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/timape.jpg

[VBM]

http://www.caliqo.com/ebay/undertaker/undertaker08.jpg

as

http://www.tvboyfriends.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/windowslivewritertodayssanantonioboyfriend.timdunc an-115d75-30-tim-duncan-31.jpg

(yeah, I know Taker's white, but he encompasses Timmy's quiet badassness)

[Morg1411]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0clI8WAbXs3ws/340x.jpg http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/troll.jpg

[FlAVaK]

Isaach De Bankolé (from "Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai"):http://mothersisterbklyn.com/__oneclick_uploads/2007/09/isaach_de_bankole.jpgas:http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/09GacmVb8w3K1/340x.jpg

[Jesus is my friend!]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/differemt.jpg

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/jason.jpg

[SpursReportSucks]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0clI8WAbXs3ws/340x.jpg http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/troll.jpg


:lmao

[hater]

http://gaygamer.net/images/ElmerFudd.jpghttp://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/atlarge/JoeyCrawfordTechnicalFoul.jpg

[BlackBellamy]

Mickey Rooney as Joey Crawford

[nkdlunch]

http://www.valechumbar.com/files/previous/don_ramon.jpghttp://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/michael_finley-arton20958-240x240.jpg

[Laker Lanny]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/weat.jpg

[41times]

The thing i like the most about this website is the creativity most of you have. This thread is just another example of that.

Ya'll are some funny mofo's for sure!

By far though my favorite thread of all time was the Steve Nash thread. I think last time i looked at that it had about 50 pages of laugh your butt off photo's.

Kudo's to your Kreativity!

[nkdlunch]

http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/NNied/Ragingbull.jpghttp://www.nndb.com/people/924/000107603/jason-kidd-2.jpg

[Biggems]

this thread is hilarious......btw, would Ron Jeremy play George "$5 footlong" Hill

[BlackBellamy]

Oh and Dirk is totally Peter Stormare as Gaear Grimsrud from Fargo.

(also a member of the 80's Nihilist Kraftwerk type band, Autobahn. Someone needs to photoshop that!)

[nkdlunch]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00668/Oompa_Loompa_668206a.jpghttp://dimemag.com/wp-content/Images/players/Barea%20Jose%20Juan/_Jose%20Juan%20Barea.JPG

[Morg1411]

Every post in this thread devoted to JJ has been classic. :lmao

[Morg1411]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0clI8WAbXs3ws/340x.jpg http://gridskipper.com/assets/resources/2007/01/0clownfe.jpg

[mouse]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/mini_me-kid.jpg

[Laker Lanny]

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/africanamericanlinguists/Tony%20Parker.jpg



http://www.gradeone.mamamaestra.com/curious_george.gif

[Flux451]

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/africanamericanlinguists/Tony%20Parker.jpg



http://www.gradeone.mamamaestra.com/curious_george.gif

That was remarkably funny and creative. Your humor has outshined your iq once again. Now only if it could outshine your wardrobe.

[Morg1411]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/mini_me-kid.jpg

:lmao

[Morg1411]

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/africanamericanlinguists/Tony%20Parker.jpg



http://www.gradeone.mamamaestra.com/curious_george.gif

Curious George is badass.

[Manu on Fire]

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/devean_george-arton20973-240x240.jpg



http://www.achievement.org/achievers/win0/large/win0-030.jpg

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/africanamericanlinguists/Tony%20Parker.jpg



http://www.gradeone.mamamaestra.com/curious_george.gif

http://img.wonkette.com/assets/resources/2008/03/ThatsRacist.gif

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

http://dimemag.com/wp-content/Images/misc/Josh%20Howard%2002.jpg
http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp45/BigPoppaHerpes/17dollars.jpg

[France B-boy]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/opra.jpg

[Mavs08]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/kfc.jpg

[“bright and shiny”]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/cuban.jpg

[Bukefal]

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Tom-Jerry-tv-01.jpghttp://www.portlandtribune.com/reuters_graphics/2009-03-05T054812Z_01_BTRE5240G4I00_RTROPTP_2_SPORTS-US-NBA-SPURS.JPG


http://www.clownmagicnyc.com/images/ninja_turtle.jpg as http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/columnists/jimbaumbach/blog/josh_howard-arton21008-240x240.jpg

:lmao :toast

[Taco]

http://images.usatoday.com/news/_photos/2006/06/29/crop-duster-mtopper.jpg+http://espn.go.com/photo/2007/0315/nba_g_terry_395.jpg
=http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8008/thecropduster.jpg

The Crop Duster!

[Phenomanul]

:http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s282/photogrl_2007/Predator.jpg as:http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/09GacmVb8w3K1/340x.jpg

[Laker Lanny]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/popovich_gregg030428.jpg

http://mattjokes.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/345px-cheese_grater.jpg

[SA210]

http://www.johnny-five.com/simplenet/Shortcircuit/Pics/Pictures/Misc/Johnny5.jpghttp://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2007/features/nba_faces/duncan.jpg


:lmao:rollin:lol

[SA210]

http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/popovich_gregg030428.jpg

http://mattjokes.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/345px-cheese_grater.jpg

:lmao This place is the best! :lmao

[unibrow]

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4500/91957545.jpg

[Korny Earl]

http://content8.flixster.com/question/36/97/52/3697526_std.jpg as http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2006/nowitzki_021706.jpg

:rollin

[LEONARD]

roflroflroflrofl I'm getting totally addicted to the ticket. Those dudes are beyond awesome.

It happens to most that give it a week of consistent listening...

1310 > All

[nkdlunch]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y154/nkdlunch/minibarea.jpg

[hater]

:lol

[pimptaddy]

Spurs gonna die soon. Get ready for pain

[mouse]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/pop-seat.jpg

[VI_Massive]

http://www.marieclaire.com/media/cm/marieclaire/images/Velociraptor_6001.jpghttp://z.about.com/d/sanantonio/1/7/V/O/-/-/ime-udoka-spurs.jpg

[France B-boy]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-3/dirk-spin.gif

[Jose Ole]

http://www.celebwelove.com/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme/jean_claude_van_damme15.jpg as http://www.criticadigital.com.ar/fotos/fabricio_oberto_telam_ok_1.jpg

[Jose Ole]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/tv/blog/Harold_Perrineau_347268a.jpg as http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/CLOVESME/act_roger_mason.jpg

[Jose Ole]

Or better yet.....
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_c8LNGp0k9_c/SNzYLkZneCI/AAAAAAAAD2U/_1jPcsY4Gls/s320/polar-bear-tongue.jpeg as http://nbcsportsmedia3.msnbc.com/j/apmegasports/200901142254824475198-pf.widec.jpg

[SpursWoman]

That's cute. :lol

[Agloco]

Andy Garcia as Ginobili.

Chuck Norris as Bonner.

Fabio as Fabbs.

NO WAY is Norris going to play the role of Bonner.

My personal vote is Carrot-Top as Bonner.

[Jean-Claude Van Damme]

http://www.celebwelove.com/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme/jean_claude_van_damme15.jpg as http://www.criticadigital.com.ar/fotos/fabricio_oberto_telam_ok_1.jpg


I agree my frend. I weel do eet if de money eeze right! :ihit

[manufan10]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r283/bkgravely/frog/kermit.jpg
as
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa119/dorii20/tony_parker.jpg

[manufan10]

http://popwatch.ew.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/11/russellbrand_l.jpg

as

http://i587.photobucket.com/albums/ss312/faizi1021/LAKERS/SASHAVUJACIC.jpg

[manufan10]

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/mb/yes_man_premiere_7_181208/jim_carrey_2223224.jpg

as

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0514/nba_a_carlisle_300.jpg

[DAF86]

Adrien Brody and Manu?

[SA210]

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/mb/yes_man_premiere_7_181208/jim_carrey_2223224.jpg

as

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0514/nba_a_carlisle_300.jpg

:lol They actually do look similar there.

[Spursmania]

^^^sure do^^^:lol

[Hip_Hoop_Hooray]

It is obvious........Bronson Pinchot (T.V.'s Balki, from the 80's show Perfect Strangers) as Manu. You dont know that show? "Don't be ridiculous".

Oh, and any guy with severe poch marks on his face for Pops.

[DAF86]

It is obvious........Bronson Pinchot (T.V.'s Balki, from the 80's show Perfect Strangers) as Manu. You dont know that show? "Don't be ridiculous".

Oh, and any guy with severe poch marks on his face for Pops.

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/popovich_gregg04281.jpg

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv104/COCHIfz/toti_ciliberto_1_2007-11-01-1921.jpg