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Don't do it, ma'am...that's DeJuan Blair..bullets do nothing to him.
Dejuan Blair's housemaid caught on hidden camera slacking off
Don't do it, ma'am...that's DeJuan Blair..bullets do nothing to him.
DeJuan Blair's trophy case..
The Venus de Milo was actually built as a memorial for the first guy that ever tried to rebound against Dejuan Blair.
I get it.DeJuan Blair's trophy case..
Spurstrodamus isn't hatin' on Blair, he's just living in constant fear.
Those, white, arms clearly aren't coming from basketball players..
Per request from TIMMYD here:
DeJuan Blair doesn't get the blue screen of death. The blue screen of death gets DeJuan Blair.
Tonight my fiance is out of the house, meaning I have way too much time on my hands:
I'm turning this into a website. I'm going to credit y'all by your screen names on here unless you tell me otherwise.
have at it..a lot of mine are from the Chuck Norris facts, that I changed some words of...but those aren't copyrighted, so go ahead and do it.
Rosa Parks refused to leave her seat because she was saving it for dejuan blair.
DeJuan Blair would block out the sun if they asked him to.
Nobody knew what horror the people saw in the Blair which Project. Now we do.
DeJuan Blair FACTS!
Read the ABOUT!, tell me what you think
I'm going to upload a bunch in a bit. Right now, I am in need of food and beer.
Should I start a new thread once I get this going? I'm thinking I'll do a new post for each FACT! I'd like to try and use only the original ones, in order to keep the site entirely original. But... that may change.
Again, here's the WEBSITE! ... tell me what you think.
I like it..looks good, bro.
I like this one..
It looks good.
DeJuan Blair sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled rebounding ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, DeJuan ripped the devil's arm off and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for DeJuan Blair.
DeJuan Blair is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ing Indian.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep DeJuan Blair out. It failed misserably.
When DeJuan Blair played golf for money, he marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to him: "excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". DeJuan turned towards the man and said, im DeJuan Blair, the man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting his arm ripped off by DeJuan Blair, DeJuan Blair ripped his arm off anyways.
DeJuan Blair knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Multiple people have died from DeJuan Blair giving them the finger.
DeJuan Blair can touch MC Hammer.
DeJuan Blair ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
DeJuan Blair always has sex on the first date. Always.
DeJuan Blair frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
There is no such thing as tornados. DeJuan Blair just hates trailer parks.
God offered DeJuan Blair the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength rebounding ability.
DeJuan Blair has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
DeJuan Blair isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s .
When you open a can of whoop-ass, DeJuan Blair jumps out.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for DeJuan Blair to die before they attack.
Last edited by Spursfan092120; 10-13-2009 at 08:33 PM.
I'm going to start a thread on this in a bit after I finish first eating, and then updating it with a starting amount of FACTS! But for now...
- Pretty much anything goes. But, try to keep the language and content decent.
- If it is OBVIOUSLY a Chuck Norris joke, or OBVIOUSLY just flat-out sucks, it's not going in. At least make an attempt at something original. And if you're not original... at least just try to hide it, that work? (**edit** I mean the Chuck Norris jokes we've heard a thousand times; DeJuan Blair does not roundhouse kick )
- Unless I hear differently, I'm using your handle on here as authorial credit. If you don't want your FACT! on there, let me know. No big deal at all, I promise. In my mind the only thing worse than not giving someone appropriate credit is quoting them on something they don't want seen.
- I may occasionally change a word or two. Don't worry. It's probably either to correct the grammar or make it funnier. You still get credit no matter way.
Last edited by Samr; 10-13-2009 at 08:30 PM.
Yeah..any time i put a Chuck joke on there, I'd change roundhouse kick to something else, and changed a lot of facts to make it make sense...if you choose to use any of mine.
I'm going to use a ton, and I'm going to number them for ease of reference. Example:
DeJuan Blair FACT! #45: DeJuan Blair was once asked how many arms he planned to rip off per game. He responded "Oh I'd say four to five at least." Thus, his jersey number was selected. As a warning sign.
DeJuan Blair averages a double-double; 10 asses kicked, 10 names taken.
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