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DeJuan Blair Facts:
DeJuan Blair does not fight for rebounds because the word fighting implies the possibility of failure. he just goes grabbing.
DeJuan Blair always creats the frist stat of a game by rebounding.
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Dejuan blair creates a sonic boom everytime he goes for a rebound.
My entire life would be devoid of purpose if it not for the potential of laying a decent one-liner.
**edit: to be fair, there's a few more on the first page as well**
DeJuan Blair doesn't have career-ending injuries. He injures careers.
Rebounding against DeJuan Blair requires a special permit and medical clearance.
DeJuan Blair had to get a CDL for his posterior.
DeJuan Blair was signed to cleanup the boards, and after he finished early, he decided to clean up the East Side as well.
After DeJuan Blair threw Thabeet over his back, he looked toward the Pitt bench, smiled, and said "done."
DeJuan Blair does have ACL's, That mofo is Always Collecting Loose ballS
DeJuan Blair gets more balls in his hands per night than a hooker does all week
/record stop sound effectDeJuan Blair gets more balls in his hands per night than a hooker does all week
DeJuan Blair is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as DeJuan Blair
DeJuan Blair counted to infinity...twice
There is no "ctrl" button on DeJuan Blair's computer. DeJuan Blair is always in control.
DeJuan Blair can kill two stones with one bird
Apple pays DeJuan Blair 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. DeJuan Blair has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is DeJuan Blair.
DeJuan Blair has two speeds: Walk and Rebound.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool DeJuan Blair once and he will eat you.
If you spell DeJuan Blair in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Police label anyone trying to rebound over DeJuan Blair as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Crop circles are DeJuan Blair's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
DeJuan Blair can divide by zero
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears DeJuan Blair pajamas.
DeJuan Blair can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Lay down corn!
Good One.
DeJuan Blair's quote involving the Hasheem Thabeet arm incident..this is beautiful...
"I went over to check on him, to say are you all right? Are we cool?" Blair said. "And he just walked past me. If that's the way you want to be, then that's fine. I'd do it again. Don't stick your arm in there."
He's a ing monster.
Dejuan's theme song should be the move one by Ludacris. And I love he'd say he would do it again.
If at first you don't succeed, you're not DeJuan Blair.
When DeJuan Blair says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
DeJuan Blair was what Willis was talkin' about.
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And DeJuan Blair."
DeJuan Blair's first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? DeJuan Blair.
DeJuan Blair never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
DeJuan Blair uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
DeJuan Blair was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.
The First rule of DeJuan Blair is: you do not talk about DeJuan Blair.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and DeJuan Blair.
Most people fear the Reaper. DeJuan Blair considers him "a promising Rookie".
DeJuan Blair once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
And the best one of all......
Mr. T pities the fool. DeJuan Blair rips the fool's arm off.
DeJuan Blair's theme song is "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor."Dejuan's theme song should be the move one by Ludacris. And I love he'd say he would do it again.
DeJuan Blair...he once punched a baby...
I keep hearing how Dejuan doesn't have ACL's..
I contend they're just hiding from him.
Damn, Blair's gone Gistian with this thread.
"That's the last time I try to grab a rebound from DeJuan.."
You tellin' me five-on-one is difficult? Pfffft, please.
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"That's the last time I try to grab a rebound from DeJuan.."
DeJuan Blair plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
When DeJuan Blair wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take DeJuan Blair to kill you...Fourty seven times.
The 1972 Miami Dolphins lost one game, it was an exhibition game vs. DeJuan Blair and three seven year old girls. DeJuan Blair won by ripping off Bob Griese's arm in overtime.
DeJuan Blair is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.
DeJuan Blair's favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.
When you play Monopoly with DeJuan Blair, you do not pass go, and you do not collect two hundred dollars. You will be lucky if you make it out alive.
DeJuan Blair did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
Everything King Midas touched turned to gold. Everyhing DeJuan Blair touches turns up armless.
DeJuan Blair CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand.
Chris Paul is allowed to live because DeJuan Blair doesn't kill women.
DeJuan Blair actually built the stairway to heaven.
Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in DeJuan Blair's kindergarten class.
DeJuan Blair got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing DeJuan Blair for every answer.
Lightning never strikes twice in one place because DeJuan Blair is looking for it.
DeJuan Blair was once a knight in King Arthur's court. He was known as Sir Ripalot of Arms.
DeJuan Blair doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Blair.
DeJuan Blair's sweat has burned holes in concrete.
Earth's emergency defence plan in case of alien invasion is DeJuan Blair.
DeJuan Blair let the dogs out...then he ripped off their arms.
" smile! They're takin a picture!"
Haha, I just made that. My photoshop skills are subpar right now.
After issuing DeJuan Blair a citation for fishing without a license, police pose with the evidence.
After issuing DeJuan Blair a citation for fishing without a license, police pose with the evidence.
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